Saturday, November 3, 2007

A Wall of P*nises

Unless of course you have one wicked sense of humor and
after reading what the artist has to say, it's clear he does. 

Click the photo to see bigger.

43 comments:

  1. Willy Warmers!!!

    My dad has a knit pattern for those.

    One year, my dad, as a joke, filled the Willy Warmer up (get your minds out of the gutter) with some kleenex, and he put walnuts in the little nut pockets...

    Then he hung it on the Christmas tree, and called it the Christmas Pickle.

    My aunt, who has a glass ornament that looks like a pickle, was so mortified.

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  2. OK that is different...more like a WTF don't do with yarn and hooks. Anyone got a viagra? LOL

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  3. I just love this blog...have you checked out crochetmycrotch?

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  4. i think this is a WTF moment

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  5. Gee ... I can think of at least one Hairy and one Dick that this would make a perfect Christmas gift for. I wonder if this "creation" was made by a man hooked on viagra or a drug who is spammer flogging it on line.

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  6. WTF?!!?!! A Wall of P*nises! And they are dripiping! I don't even know what to say!

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  7. Wow--lots of catty, humorless a**holes on this site!

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  8. I Googled the designer (his name is on the picture) and found his website. http://www.markichester.com/jackdavis/

    He apparently has made hundreds of these. He sells them, he exhibits them and apparently they are NOT Willy Warmers.

    The strings hanging off the end of the....ummm....well, anyways, the string is apparently a drawstring. Some people use these as purses.

    The designer himself says that he stuffs them with plastic easter eggs because the easter eggs are the right size.

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  9. Tsk tsk, somebody didn't weave the ends in.

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  10. OK, that's just damn funny.

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  11. Sometimes being dyslexic has its funny side : I was reading all the comments and read Kelebek's remark about using the crowns as pincushions and how "would get strange satisfaction from sticking pins into" in conjunction with THIS post....


    Yeah...

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  12. not my cup of tea...and why such strange colors and _dripping_?
    WHatever floats your boat.

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  13. Sweet Jesus... some artist need to find a life!

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  14. I wonder what Freud would make of it?

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  15. go to the link someone posted and read about the designer...apparently the guy is gay, and apparently he REALLY likes penises.

    Whatever makes him happy I guess...plus, he makes money selling these things, so it cant be too horrible a thing to crochet for a living.

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  16. I thought they were crocheted feminine hygene projects. Not sure if I am relieved or mortified by the alternative.

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  17. There dripping happy yarn! Love the wall. I bet the green ones are from zombies. Heres a thought, what are the green ones dripping? :o!

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  18. I need to find some chocolate

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  19. Haha, no I would not get strange satisfaction from sticking pins in to crocheted penises --or would I?

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  20. I think they're funny as all h*ll! He made various sizes & everything. To each his own. That said, I wouldn't want a wall decorated like that in my home though! LOL! :)

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  21. what are the green ones dripping OMG. I almost spit tea all over my screen.

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  22. These are great! Thanks, Erin, for the link to the artist's website.

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  23. had to click on the picture to make it bigger.......just wish it was that easy in life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! omg that is just awful imagine that hangin in your livin room or any room!! artist defo got a problem i mean why!!!!!!

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  24. What do you suppose the knob on the wall does??

    I especially like the lopsided ones.

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  25. OK Annie, I really hope you are just being silly when you are asking what the knob (light switch/dimmer) on the wall does!

    Not every piece of art is meant to go in your living room, not every piece of art is meant to be pretty, and not every piece of art will be your cup of tea. Any problems with the motives to create such a piece usually don't lie within the artist. I would suggest people lighten up a notch or two.

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  26. It made me giggle a bit. It took a little while to get over the initial "why make this", but hey.

    It lightened up my day a bit!

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  27. I'm a big fan of installation art and this is now one of my favorites! Got to go check out the artist's website.

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  28. Let it all hang out, dude. (Hey, the artist said he went to college in the 60s.)
    I think these are cool. I could see one as a 'personal massage unit' cozy. ;-)

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  29. They all look drippy, droopy, and, um . . done and over

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  30. Hmm. rather limp an drippy. this must be AFTER the circle jerk?

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  31. and you just had to say, "CLICK PHOTO TO SEE BIGGER!!" bwahahahahahaha

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  32. The *green* ones are, of course, the Irish ones!

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  33. So..do the green ones have scurvy?

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  34. Maybe the dimmer makes them grow and shrink. I bet the green ones are from aliens.

    And who wouldn't love a penis purse!

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  35. if you think the green ones are weird, you should check out the pink ones on his website. too many raspberry crusiers maybe.

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  36. Those definitely aren't American penises!

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  37. The green ones make me want to get a prescription for what ever medicine will ensure I won't catch what they've got. ROFLMAO!!!!!!

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