I saw this gem while searching for a toy pattern on Lion Brand's website.
i gasped as I saw this:
OMG. it's a hideous crochet hat! Doesn't it look crazy??? my first thought was....The Borg Queen
I guess the simliarities really lie in the facial expression. But can't you see some nut crocheting this hat so the Borg Queen can keep her slimy bald head warm? hahahaha
If you really want that hat pattern...here it is.