It's a snoot!
Anyway - that's my precursor as someone who has celebrated Thanksgiving three times (twice in the States, once in Little America in the Sandpit) and thinks... well.. it's kinda neat but ..
Is there any holiday you people WON'T Crochet for???
Anyway... in bringing you today's What Not To Crochet, I learnt that you should never trust a certain search engine (and actually , no, not Google) with the term "Turkey" when conjoined (HAH!) with Crochet.
This is the best...
Like the bolero!
Again - loving the bolero - why would you do a skirt???
But this isn't why you're here, really though.. is it?
I know.. you need a giggle!
And here's something for you..
I still can't understand what was so sexy about last year's Turkey Hat.
No way, No day.
And on this blog, we have railed repeatedly against Granny Squares.
I do not understand why people keep crocheting hats for their pets.
(you are so going to die...)
So.. WHAT Sugar-crazed over-fed haze would you have to be in,
to Crochet a Granny Square Hat ...
For a Turkey?
Lay Off the Candied yams, folks!