Thursday, November 22, 2007

Happy Sexy Turkey Hat Day

For everyone who's celebrating Thanksgiving today!




And you read that right - the pattern designer actually calls this pattern sexy!  I
don't know about you but adding "sexy" to the description surely makes me want to
run out and buy this pattern, crochet it up, throw it on and work it in all its sexy glory!

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39 comments:

  1. LindsayNovember 22, 2007 at 1:27 PM

    I think that is the most delightful thing i have ever witnessed. I love the crazed look in her eye, the overdone eyeliner, the LEGS FOR STRAPS! HA!

    Totally made of win.

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  2. GemladyNovember 22, 2007 at 1:46 PM

    Eewwww - gross!

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  3. mimiNovember 22, 2007 at 3:22 PM

    Can't help but ask why, and how....

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  4. HawthorneNovember 22, 2007 at 3:46 PM

    How is sticking your head in a turkey's rear sexy?

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  5. cherrypickerNovember 23, 2007 at 3:57 AM

    maybe this is sexy.......to other turkeys! :)

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  6. AJNovember 23, 2007 at 6:20 AM

    Are there seriously more than one person willing to make that monstrosity?

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  7. knotbygranmaNovember 23, 2007 at 7:20 AM

    Maybe not sexy, but definitely an awesome design... maybe for attending a holiday parade. I love it!

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  8. SNovember 23, 2007 at 9:06 AM

    .....MAYBE if she was nakkie, it'd be sexy......ummm, ok NOT!!!

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  9. XNovember 23, 2007 at 1:26 PM

    That's going to be hard to beat.

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  10. lolarusaNovember 24, 2007 at 7:19 AM

    Fabulous, inspired kookiness.

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  11. FloraNovember 26, 2007 at 12:00 PM

    Why is she wearing a float from the Macy's parade on her head????

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  12. FreakyCatLadyNovember 27, 2007 at 7:13 AM

    HA ha HA ha HA ha HA ha HA ha HA ha HA ha HA ha HA ha HA ha HA ha HA ha!!!

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  13. MaryannNovember 28, 2007 at 4:00 PM

    BAD Crocheter! BAD BAD GIRL! Put down that hook! Put it down RIGHT NOW! Go to your cubby! Go on! BAD GIRL!

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  14. IdetrorceDecember 15, 2007 at 5:34 AM

    very interesting, but I don't agree with you
    Idetrorce

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  15. AtomiK KittenDecember 18, 2007 at 10:16 AM

    I. am. speechless.

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  16. LadybugDecember 21, 2007 at 3:39 PM

    that must be the showgirls' headdress at the Wild Turkey casino

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  17. tangerinedDecember 21, 2007 at 6:18 PM

    actually that's one of my favorites!

    I mean, come on... everything else thinks it's beyond hot when it's the fugliest crochet ever known to man.

    This hat has everything, humor, fugliness, crochet... = sexy!

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  18. kittycatJanuary 20, 2008 at 12:02 PM

    I'm having images of a lapdancing turkey hat running through my mind. And let me say, it is not a pleasant experience.

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  19. MavenJanuary 30, 2008 at 9:48 AM

    You can't tell the heart who to love... this hat is for all the turkey fetishists out there...

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  20. brilligFebruary 23, 2008 at 6:18 AM

    Even though I laughed out loud for at least two minutes over this one, in the end I have to agree with lolausa: Fabulous, inspired kookiness!!

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  21. JCMarch 18, 2008 at 11:56 AM

    If you want to keep giggling, check out this designer's other creations on Ravelry. Sexy Turkey Hat is but one of many "just-because-you-CAN-make-it-doesn't-mean-you-SHOULD" creations.

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  22. Yvette O'BrienMay 1, 2008 at 1:43 PM

    Oh dear!

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  23. KarinMay 12, 2008 at 3:55 PM

    Her whole Etsy shop is on the funky/bizarre side. Now, I like funky and bizarre, but some things are better left alone (having said that, I do like her crochet slippers, they are way cool)

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  24. crochet turkeyJuly 11, 2008 at 1:40 PM

    [...] kittycat, on January 20th, 2008 at 8:02 pm Said:. I??™m having images of a lapdancing turkey hat ...http://whatnottocrochet.wordpress.com/2007/11/22/happy-sexy-turkey-hat-day/Round Robin Challenge: I Made That The topic is ??????I Made That??? as suggested by Jennifer Robin. [...]

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  25. ladyroseJuly 19, 2008 at 6:35 PM

    This is, as my dh just said, ex-crochet-ating! (Don't worry, I'll whomp him with something in a minute.)

    It might be a good gag gift for "WKRP" fans...

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  26. xlazykittyxAugust 20, 2008 at 12:55 PM

    This is my favorite entry on this site. Absolute favorite.

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  27. cherylAugust 27, 2008 at 7:52 AM

    OMG!!!! you have to be kidding me it looks like she is wearing a hideous lamp shade lol

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  28. Well Done, It’s Lazy and FUGLY. « What Not to CrochetJune 11, 2009 at 8:33 AM

    [...] least he’s better than the Sexy Turkey Thanksgiving hat.   I’m still having nightmares about Lapdancing [...]

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  29. BrendaJune 13, 2009 at 4:51 AM

    In a bizarro-sort of way, it looks as though the turkey has given birth to a lovely (albeit unfortunate) young lady!

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  30. CharlotteJuly 20, 2009 at 5:24 PM

    seriously you have to see the rest of her designs...i don't know if her etsy shop has reopened yet, last time i checked she was taking a break.

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  31. AnonymousDecember 13, 2009 at 1:42 PM

    I. Want. This. pattern.

    Its the perfect gift for that awful cow at my work who demands I make her something, cuz i obviously have nothing better to do.

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  32. personnaDecember 24, 2009 at 1:55 PM

    Just nasty.

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  33. KatDecember 26, 2009 at 2:26 PM

    I would wear that for Halloween.

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  34. Kennie-LynnieDecember 28, 2009 at 2:55 PM

    Oh holy Jesus H. Lennon.

    Really, man.
    I've never seen anything quite this ugly. This makes the Christmas-Tree hat I saw a lady wearing at the clothes store for pretentious Canadians at the local mall last week look sleek and classy. And that hat was something.
    Cor, that thing is awful.

    I want one.

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  35. JuanitaDecember 30, 2009 at 11:55 AM

    I love that the person wearing the hat looks so proud and happy. I wish I could wear a turkey hat like that and not care if some people think it is bizarre.

    I'm sure the designer is in on the the joke herself. If she could read all of these comments she would probably laught at us for getting all excited.

    Crochet with a sense of humor, gotta love it!

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  36. MgainJanuary 5, 2010 at 4:31 AM

    My daughter just said it would be the perfect headgear for Silly Hat Day at school.

    I, too, thought it was an escapee from the Macy's Parade LOL!!

    God Bless,
    mik

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  37. Gamma22April 24, 2010 at 12:57 PM

    I need brain bleach for this one. I've seen fugly, I've seen awful. But now I need Cranium Clorox.

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  38. ArielMay 27, 2010 at 7:29 PM

    Reminds me of the scene in the big lebowski with the chicks with the bowling pin headdresses. Lol. I'm supposed to be studying for my exam tomorrow morning but I keep getting distracted by the fuglier-than-sin god-awfullness on this site. Lol

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  39. VeroniqueNovember 6, 2010 at 1:46 PM

    I like it too. I am thinking of alterating this to make it into a peacock hat, something actually sexy!

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