How to punish a Cheating Man...

I don't think I can find the words to describe this...

I'll just show you instead:

Fringe Jeans

Oh, come on... this isn't even considered a crochet pattern. Lionbrand has gone a tad too far on this one... their instructions say to use a crochet hook to apply the fringe to the jeans. "Using" a crochet hook to pull strands of yarn through to make fringe is NOT a crochet pattern. DUH!!

This one really makes you wonder... Lionbrand will come up with anything and call it a "pattern" so all those who really love Lionbrand will use their yarn. Pulling pieces of yarn through "netting" that's glued, yes, glued to the sides of your jeans does not make it a crochet pattern.

You can't help but shake your head on this one... just how stupid do they think people are? And besides that, unless you're a cowgirl or a cowboy, why the fringe on jeans?!?

Fug photo submitted to WNTC by JJ from Domesticated.

The Mancho - Revisited

Avert your eyes everyone!

The mancho seems to be out there far and wide! This model's strategy seems to be to smile BIG and WIDE and put his hand on his hip to try to distract us from the fact that he's wearing a carpet...and make us believe he's hot and sexy...

Nice try anyways...no matter how cute you are, we can still see what you're wearing!

The Mancho

Anything even remotely resembling a blanket worn by a man as a "fashion" has to be banned...just what exactly is a mancho anyways?  A derivative of the poncho?  Okay, please people, this is not a good style for any man...do you want your man to feel even less masculine?  Cool, I know I do...so great, let's make him a mancho!  And matching manchos/ponchos, whatever, please, don't even get me started..and the fact that his is "green" and her's is "purple"...does that make it manlier?  I'll let you decide.  The fact that he's hiding behind the woman should give you an indication of its appeal...poor guy...hope they paid him well to model this!