Friday, January 1, 2010

Welcome to 2010!

Now we've beaten 2009 and the rest of those effin' horrible Noughties into submission, dipped them in peanut butter and fed them to a Poodle, 2010 is The time to party and to make the changes we want to see in the world.

Apparently, however 2010's new and fresh opportunities doesn't mean I'm allowed to wrestle the yarn away from an elderly lady in the Craft SuperStore, when she's gathered together Turquoise, Mustard, Emerald, Teal and Fuschia acrylics with the texture of baling twine on the pretext of making an blanky for her granddaughter.

 Yeah - Even when I called it an Intervention, I got told No.

Anyway - welcome to 2010, hope you've got your knickers ready:

14 comments:

  1. That is just WRONG!

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  2. Are you implying that elderly ladies have no taste???

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  3. Yikes. I had been seriously considering making my own underwear (not CROCHETED, of course), but this is really making me change my mind.

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  4. What is it with thongs? I have spent over half a century picking my underwear out of the crack of my ass. In no way will I ever purposely stick something in there and wear it all day. That being said, I like having the rosebud displayed proudly on the front of your boom-booms just in case you happen to forget what you're packin' in there.

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  5. Is that a crocheted thong????

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  6. Oh Sherry. I am so glad I actually swallowed my soda before I read your comment! I too need my undies to cover all of my bootie. I mean isn't that what they are for? If you aren't gonna have a clean crotch, then just don't bother wearing any in the first place!

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  7. oh, my. who does the creator of this thing thinks it would be a 'turn on'? turns me offfffffff.
    jd

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  8. Look at this lemon: http://fotki.yandex.ru/contest/59/users/d-artatian/view/191760/?page=13

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  9. er ... so this dangly ties to this one and then ... um ... that one goes ... er ...
    ... is the bottom tie hiding behind them? ... or is that really a loop like it looks like? - in which case ... either the person wearing them would have to be a really weird shape, or I am not too sure I like the idea of just where that weird looking ...er ... flower ... would have to end up!

    btw ... I cliked on that lemon link Ekaterina mentioned - and then had a look at some of the other photos in that album - there is some seriously weird stuff there! LOL (but that is good - I LIKE weird)

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  10. it's so cool,nice thong

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  11. Ekaterina... how could you post a link to look at a lemon (well done amigurumi as lemons go) and not point out the pedophile flasher banana to the left...

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  12. WOW! It's brand new! http://fotki.yandex.ru/users/d-artatian/view/234155/?page=0

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  13. Crazy bones: http://fotki.yandex.ru/users/d-artatian/view/98507?page=2 :))))))

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