Wednesday, November 16, 2005

Green Monster Dress

All I can say about this thing is "ewwww, gross". The ad reads in such a way that it surely will entice any woman:

Hips stretch 32" to 40"

Green Monster DressI don't know about you but I seriously love any clothing article that stretches a good 8 inches around my hips. The bust, however, is 32" without any stretch so hey, no room for growth there but no problem, my hips tend to grow without my chest growing anyways...makes total sense...NOT!

I am not even going to "go there" on the model's stance for this dress...it's bordering on crude and is she standing that way to make sure it doesn't slip off? I mean, really, it has so much "give" in the hips, how does it stay on?

You like it? Great, go buy it for $160 US - metallic purple fringe sure is a girl's best friend!

Posted by at
Labels: , ,

18 comments:

  1. AnonymousNovember 16, 2005 at 9:25 AM

    All it needs is a matching snake hat!

    ReplyDelete
  2. MelissaNovember 16, 2005 at 10:46 AM

    that is just plain wrong in so many ways!!

    ReplyDelete
  3. KimiNovember 17, 2005 at 1:28 AM

    where can i purchase that........

    ReplyDelete
  4. AnnaNovember 17, 2005 at 2:07 AM

    Just plain nasty. Ew.

    ReplyDelete
  5. LoonNovember 17, 2005 at 4:47 AM

    There is a saying in the mail-order shopping world about not buying anything that makes an anorexic model look fat. This dress makes her body look huge. It would make my huge body look massive. Ugh!

    ReplyDelete
  6. MaryNovember 17, 2005 at 11:19 AM

    What is that thing made out of? Cut up strips of garbage bag?

    ReplyDelete
  7. HydraFemmeNovember 18, 2005 at 5:50 AM

    Put an escaped mental-health facility patient on a bad acid trip and unleash them in a Hobby Lobby during the huge yarn clearance sale, and this is the tragedy that follows. . .

    ReplyDelete
  8. VarionDecember 8, 2005 at 8:17 PM

    Omg! She killed Oscar the Grouch and skinned him!

    ReplyDelete
  9. whatnottocrochetDecember 12, 2005 at 11:36 AM

    IMHO, seabree, calling these comments "mean" is just as much of an opinion as saying these creations are "ugly". What's the difference?

    ReplyDelete
  10. seabreeDecember 13, 2005 at 1:10 PM

    oh, well yes you are absolutely right, it is exactly the same, whatever was I thinking? apologies.

    ReplyDelete
  11. sillybrattDecember 31, 2005 at 9:56 AM

    Hmm.. this looks right up J.Lo's ally....

    ReplyDelete
  12. Kat-ZJanuary 7, 2006 at 4:08 AM

    Just making sure....it wasn't a typo, it was one six oh...not sixTEEN?

    Allllrighty Then! I think it's THE most beautiful thing I've seen!
    Um...where's the site, I'm certain they'd welcome another designer of
    similar ...er ..eh...sensibilities!

    Maybe a hula hoop sewn in that hip section would enable her to
    stop standing like that, and actually WALK, if there were somewhere
    to GO dressed like that.

    ReplyDelete
  13. preppygurl21January 9, 2006 at 6:40 AM

    that is wrong on so many levels wow

    ReplyDelete
  14. MumMay 20, 2006 at 3:08 PM

    I thought it kinda looked like plastic raffia crocheted into a disaster. I wish I could sell croched hell for that much money.

    ReplyDelete
  15. MegSeptember 4, 2006 at 9:48 PM

    OOO MMM GGG AAARRGGG!! i think three fashion designers just died becuase of that... they would be turneing in their graves!!

    ReplyDelete
  16. MonstersApril 16, 2007 at 4:11 AM

    Hideous. I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

    ReplyDelete
  17. MinkyApril 16, 2007 at 5:16 PM

    Now, Now,... it's designed for those, whose knees haven't met in years. Definately not for me or my mother or grandma. HA! HA! HA!

    ReplyDelete
  18. JMarieOctober 9, 2007 at 8:41 PM

    Wow. I have never seen anything so hideous in my entire life! I feel ill. I think I need to go lay down in a dark room and try to cleanse the image from my mind.

    ReplyDelete

Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom)