Thongs

The site selling the kit says
"one size fits most happy hookers!"
and after that statement I think I'll
let the rest of you have your say.

Thanks Jennifer for sending this in!

Hat of Horns

Um ya, because most crocheters like horns sticking
out of their hats. I particularly like the expression
on the girl with the green hat on - that says it all!

Granted, this pattern comes from
the Anticraft! website but please.

Thanks to everyone who sent this one in!

Cornucopia

Some post-Thanksgiving fug for anyone living in
the USA. I really do appreciate the sentiment
on this one but something about it is wrong,
so very wrong. Can you pinpoint it?

Thanks Maryann for this submission.

Tweed Off-Shoulder Dress

The perfect dress for when you never want to sit down or
bend over unless of course you are into flashing your bits.
Not to mention it looks like she threw on the front
door carpet you use to wipe your shoes on.

Thanks Leisel for submitting this one.

Speed Hook Shell

I think the model's facial expression
sums this creation up in one word -
ugh.

Thanks Abi for the submission!

Chained Woven Wrap

Is that tree tinsel I see hanging off this thing? Just because you can chain something doesn't mean you should pick garbage out of the bin and chain it.

I Can't Believe It's a Purse

It's all about the purses lately. Free form ought to be banned. Ya, "no rules, no gauge" is the best idea ever especially since this is the end result.