Squid Scarf

For when you're in the mood to be strangled by a squid!
This one gives me the heebie jeebies.

Thanks to one of our readers for sending this in!

who loves cake??

oh my.

lovely close up

omg this serves a purpose?

And it's all made of alpaca!  what a waste (in my opinion) of wonderful fiber.  Is it supposed to keep the china warm?

If you dig it, click HERE for the free Berroco pattern.  (damn you berroco!)

Some people just never learn

Everyone remembers Bjork as the crazy lady that went to the Oscars wearing a dress that looked like a swan draped on her body. She should have been shot for that.

Does this crazy lady actually have fans? Fans that appreciate THIS?

Bjork must stand there in all this hideous crochet glory.

Is Bjork trying to shoot at people with her crocheted arm extensions? What is this? How are these pictures/crochet.wear done on purpose???

It gets WORSE!!

Oh my. There are no words for this. Why is she posing like that? is she trying to poop while using the stick for leverage?

My personal favorite:

Is she trying to throw crochet fireflames? Wait...she's trying to dance while her arms are on fire w/ crocheted flames. right? Felted flames? WTF??

yikes!

I hope she didn't waste good quality yarn for these horrific things. Let's just all pray she used RedHeart or something. :)

I did not find these in Bjork's hidden stash of pictures-that-shall-never-be-seen-EVER.

NOPE!

These are on her website, for everyone to see and marvel at.

http://pictures.bjorkish.net/ ---> click on "2007" to see the rest.

Now I must burn out the section of my brain that saw all this. :)

 

Granny Square Dog Sweater

Every once in awhile it can't be helped - we'll be popping
by when we have a moment - see below for
another "what were they thinking?":

Thanks to the new blog contributors too - more
authors should keep the blog "fresh" and the fug flowing.