Oh gee, more dangly bits to catch on every protrusion the owner gets anywhere near. Definitely not a bag for klutzes. The cats would destroy in a moment of boredom.
My god this thing is really a sight, i mean it aint that bad compared tho the other stuff on this sight i mean they should realy think about what they are doing
I always wanted a uteras bag with nasty growths all over it. Heres a thought to go along with that tumored uteras bag, every month you get to put your monthly supplies in it to, how special.
I'm new to crocheting and I'm really enjoying it...but I must say I have come up short trying to find some decent patterns. I see so many cool tops in the stores...Where does one find the cool patterns?!? Help, if I see one more poncho or doily I'm going to throw up.
You know, it wouldn't look so bad if the base was more structured and squared off. But you would still have to get past the bobbles looking like big boogers.
Personally, I find this bag boring, ugly and not especially functional even without those cringle-inducing "bobbles" (they're not so much true bobbles as... wads.)
I mean, does any woman really want to carry around a fairly large, potentially heavy purse by hard handles instead of being able to sling it over her shoulder?
The structure is non-existent, the shape is strange, the color is bland, the stitches are dull (exempting the wads) and look at the edges around the opening!
Good God! That was almost a totally accurate representation of my scary 3rd grade teacher's bloated chin, complete with skin tags. A few randomly placed hairs in the form of black thread, is all that it would take to make it complete.
hmmm ... just what the world needs - bags with dags ... and yes it does also kind of look like a kangaroo scrotum with ticks or something on it ... Actually those dangly things kind of bring back memories of my grandpa - and those moles he used to get growing on his skin ... they started out like a normal mole but they kind of grew into dangly things ... and once they grew big enough to dangle then grandma would tie a bit of cotton around them and they would wither and drop off ... (like your fingers will if you waste time crocheting sh.t like that?)
It would be great for keeping you dog near you. He could try to chew on all of the bobbles.
ReplyDeleteLooks like it has little dingleberries on it. ;)
ReplyDeleteThe dangling thingies look like baby bags.... You plant them and harvest more bags! I'm going to get one! hee hee!
ReplyDeletewhat is it with bobbles on purses...do people actually think it LOOKS GOOD??? How horrible! More surface area to catch dirt and grime....
ReplyDeleteBobbles??
ReplyDeleteI was thinking "Scrotal".
I guess it would make a good weaning bag.
ReplyDeleteOh gee, more dangly bits to catch on every protrusion the owner gets anywhere near. Definitely not a bag for klutzes. The cats would destroy in a moment of boredom.
ReplyDeleteThey give me an irresistible urge to tear them off.
ReplyDeleteoh wow just what we all need ... a crochet uterus complete with fibroids
ReplyDelete. . .or maybe what the surgeons have removed from my various organs over the years. . .
ReplyDeleteYou know, it puts me in mind of the day the cat took a walk in the woods and came out wearing a herd of ticks.
ReplyDeleteMy god this thing is really a sight, i mean it aint that bad compared tho the other stuff on this sight i mean they should realy think about what they are doing
ReplyDeleteP.S i love this site every 1 spread da word.
But don't you think it would look better if all the bobbles were different Colors!
ReplyDelete~ducks away from all the bottles being thrown~
I hope I didn't give the designer any ideas ~~shudder~~
hemmorhoids?
ReplyDeleteugh...
Someone quarantine that thing, it looks like its broken out in an infectious disease.
ReplyDeleteThe worldwide threat, Bobbleitis!
Even if you remove the little testicles, the bag is still shaped like a great big one.
ReplyDeleteWe always have to get a scissors and cut those off when
ReplyDeletemy cat gets them on - well, the places he can't reach.
I always wanted a uteras bag with nasty growths all over it. Heres a thought to go along with that tumored uteras bag, every month you get to put your monthly supplies in it to, how special.
ReplyDeleteIt looks like it could hatch at any moment.
ReplyDeleteIt looks like a wasps' nest made by very untalented and possibly drunk wasps.
ReplyDeleteFibroids, scrotums and intestinal polyps! BLECH!
ReplyDeleteAnd in addition to making all the bobbles different colors, they should add bells.
Gack! This purse makes me what to throw up in it! Yes -it's a puke bag more than a purse!
A colon polyp demo bag, perhaps. A nice dark pink might work better, though, which I never say about anything...
ReplyDeleteReminds me of the bottom of school bleachers with gum stuck all over it. Ack!
ReplyDeleteI'm new to crocheting and I'm really enjoying it...but I must say I have come up short trying to find some decent patterns. I see so many cool tops in the stores...Where does one find the cool patterns?!? Help, if I see one more poncho or doily I'm going to throw up.
ReplyDeleteYou know, it wouldn't look so bad if the base was more structured and squared off. But you would still have to get past the bobbles looking like big boogers.
ReplyDeletePersonally, I find this bag boring, ugly and not especially functional even without those cringle-inducing "bobbles" (they're not so much true bobbles as... wads.)
ReplyDeleteI mean, does any woman really want to carry around a fairly large, potentially heavy purse by hard handles instead of being able to sling it over her shoulder?
The structure is non-existent, the shape is strange, the color is bland, the stitches are dull (exempting the wads) and look at the edges around the opening!
This pattern is just insulting.
Good God! That was almost a totally accurate representation of my scary 3rd grade teacher's bloated chin, complete with skin tags. A few randomly placed hairs in the form of black thread, is all that it would take to make it complete.
ReplyDeleteHey, Give a big Bronx cheer to the Bronx bag!
ReplyDeleteOh, the horror!
ReplyDeleteit makes me think of a cat with a bunch of matted hair balls hanging off of it.
ReplyDeletehmmm ... just what the world needs - bags with dags
ReplyDelete... and yes it does also kind of look like a kangaroo scrotum with ticks or something on it ...
Actually those dangly things kind of bring back memories of my grandpa - and those moles he used to get growing on his skin ... they started out like a normal mole but they kind of grew into dangly things ... and once they grew big enough to dangle then grandma would tie a bit of cotton around them and they would wither and drop off ...
(like your fingers will if you waste time crocheting sh.t like that?)