Strewn? How about thrown-up on? The colours are horrid and the flower placements make absolutely no sense whatsoever. Definitely not for someone to carry around or maybe it's meant to go with a clown suit. Some of the flowers have some really odd shapes to them too...like the one in the lower left corner...what does that remind you of? :|Thanks to Heidi from Germany for this submission!
Eep!!
ReplyDeleteJust because it _can_ be crocheted, doesn't mean it _should_ be.
Is there a matching hat to complete the look? ::gag::
ReplyDeleteThe flower in the bottom left corner... thats 3 phallic symbols hanging down. Don't know why but that's what they are.
ReplyDeletewhat are those weiner looking things?? ARGH. This wouldn't even look good, without the flowers.
ReplyDeleteI like it. I'd leave off the penis flowers, and a clutch isn't practical for me. But a bigger shoulder bag, in those colors, with the flowers would be very cool.
ReplyDeleteI think the one in the lower left corner is supposed to be a cluster of three buds.S
ReplyDeleteYou're right about the colors... they're not at all appropriate for the design.
The biggest problem with the flowers is that there's just too many of them for such a small item. Instead of being a cute accent, they end up like you said, looking like someone puked flowers. I think they're also a little big... you could maybe get away with one that size and two smaller ones, but that's about it. There shouldn't be more flowers than purse.
Finally the perfect dildo case!!! Very inspirational don't you think? I should make that for my male bashing friend :o)
ReplyDeleteWhat does it remind me of? *grins* A cow udder, of course! And it's udderly hilarious!
ReplyDeleteZoe: I think it's supposed to go with the purple hat-wig thingy.
ReplyDeleteI misread it as the page was loading and saw "flower strewn clown purse".
My cat coughed up something similar to this once, but the color, assortment of giblets, and arrangement were better thought out...
ReplyDeleteUrg!
ReplyDeleteIn the right colors without the flowers that design looks like it could be cute. But orange, pink and white, with giant, mishapen flowers?
It looks like it's wearing it's internal organs on the outside.
This attempt at freeform failed!
ReplyDeleteHow could this possibly function as a clutch purse? It has no structural integrity. I might as well carry my stuff around inside a big sock. Maryann is right: it DOES look like it's wearing its internal organs on the outside! Maybe that deters would-be purse snatchers.
ReplyDeleteOh dear, I'm overcome by Fug. It has absolutely no shape. Those clusters do look phallic to me too. Or maybe there acorns?
ReplyDeleteThat's the most horrible thing I've ever seen. Yes, I said thing.
ReplyDeleteSome people should really be banned from crocheting! YUK!
ReplyDeleteAll this "purse" is missing is some fun fur to complete the fugliness!
ReplyDeleteWhew! Glad you brought this to my attention. I nearly crocheted this one. Imagine! And I thought it was a scarf...
ReplyDeleteI'm rolling on the floor laughing my ass off *rotflomao* at the very thought that someone not only conceived of this little monster (a---i---n ) but also chose to give birth to it.
ReplyDeleteI didn't realize Angela from "Project Runway" season three was leaving her fleuerchons everywhere on the internet...In the interest of eliminating an unfortunate trend before it goes too far...Ban the Fleurchon!
ReplyDeleteMaybe they're acorns... still nuts though, not much better.
ReplyDeleteOMG... Maryann is right, internal organs on the outside...It Looks Like a Sea Cucumber just launched its defensive technique....squirting its internal organs all over the place. The "tropical" colors indicate this sea cucumber is definitely out of its element.
ReplyDelete*off topic* Ladies I just love ya'll. You prove there's life in them thar hills and humour too ... oops! here comes the hook ...
ReplyDeleteIt looks like a diseased internal organ. Someone should really have a transplant as I don't think dialysis is working.
ReplyDeleteI do believe it would make a festive ben wah ball cozy.
ReplyDeleteIt's a good thing that it's a clutch purse. . .that provides you with a dandy excuse for leaving it behind somewhere. Don't leave anything valuable in it---just a bunch of junk to fool thieves into thinking that if they hold their noses long enough against the fug, they'd make a real haul!
ReplyDeleteApril Fools', dudes!!!
i was laughing so hard i snorted!
ReplyDeleteIt's "My Little Pony" roadkill.
ReplyDeletejuasssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss juasssssss its incredible!!! who can use that purse?
ReplyDeletemaybe if sex and the city was still on, Carrie would wear it (with the appropriate label, of course)
ReplyDeleteLooks like the designer had an assembly line make this up. One person thought it was scarf day, another thought it was hand puppet day, another thought it was pig fridge magnet day, another thought it was clown fridge magnet day. The last person thought "What the heck is this? Oh well, I'll just stick some flowers on it to pretty it up. I think those dangling things are acorns.
ReplyDeleteLooks like road kill...or someone has NOT had their nookie in a while.
ReplyDeleteTis thing looks like its molding or something.
ReplyDeleteOMG! I have a desire to get out the pail and stool and milk the darn thing!
ReplyDeleteThose little bits in the corner... "Nuf sed."
haha as soon as i saw those things in the corner i was like, umm yeah...flowers? i dont think so... :)
ReplyDeleteIt reminds me of an STD
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