Ugh! To go with the hideous jacket & vest below? Yikes! Described as a "luxurious, beautiful purse made with so many luscious yarns like ribbon, mohair, eyelash, nylon, viscose and polyester..." Oh come on, that's too many yarn types and not in any way combined well either. The colour is lime, green, baby pink, mustard and brown - just the right colour combo to look like spit-up! I do believe my eyes are bleeding...those colours don't go together!
Sunday, March 19, 2006
Lime Green Purse
Ugh! To go with the hideous jacket & vest below? Yikes! Described as a "luxurious, beautiful purse made with so many luscious yarns like ribbon, mohair, eyelash, nylon, viscose and polyester..." Oh come on, that's too many yarn types and not in any way combined well either. The colour is lime, green, baby pink, mustard and brown - just the right colour combo to look like spit-up! I do believe my eyes are bleeding...those colours don't go together!
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This is so, so nasty. There is only one good thing to say about it. At least it's only a purse, and not a sweater... especially one with a giant heart on the front, but still all done in the random shape and color, sticky-out-bits method that this purse is.
ReplyDelete'Cause that's on the site, too.
This bag puts the FUG in FUGLY!!! It looks like road kill!
ReplyDeleteThat eye-like think in the middle is disturbing. Hey, did that thing just blink at me? AAAARRRRRRGGGGG!!!!!
ReplyDeleteA prime examle of how NOT to use up leftover yarn from other projects.
ReplyDeleteLooks like a monster in one of my cheese dreams.
ReplyDeleteThis is the most horrible thing I've ever seen on these "what not to sew" blogs. The tears just keep flowing from my eyes. It is magnificent in its sheer horror. Bravo.
ReplyDeleteEeeW! Did Oscar the Grouch just cough up a hairball?
ReplyDeleteI must say it looks like the left over remains of a muppet.
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty sure that creating this was a sin.
ReplyDeleteIt actually looks kinda like the inside of a kaleidoscope. And kaleidoscopes are cool on a small, limited scale. But on a purse, they might cause permanent optic damage. Beware.
ReplyDeleteIn sticking with the muppet theam.....
ReplyDeleteEvery one knows there was a vampire muppet
Well this is what was created by the doctor that threw togeather the frankenstien monster that Jim Henson turned down.
The doctor would not tell Mr. Henson where he found the "parts". So, it was thought best not to spring this on young impressionable children that might later grow up to be fasion designers.
Amazing Crochet comes through again, simultaneously living up to it's name and... so not living up to it's name. At some point this woman is going to realize that her stuff stays unsold on her website for so long because nobody (sane) wants her fuggly crap.
ReplyDelete*sings, for anybody familiar with The Producers*
Springtime for vomit, and pubic hair!
if you think this is ugly take a look at this http://www.dreamweaveryarns.com/catalog/product_info.php?products_id=1149
ReplyDelete"Amazing Crochet"???
ReplyDeleteFrightening Crochet, perhaps. Offensive Crochet, maybe. Painful Crochet, sure. Amazing Crochet, no freakin' way.
i took a look at the link Tabitha put in her comment ...http://www.dreamweaveryarns.com/catalog/product_info.php?products_id=1149
ReplyDeleteyou have to take a look at the "swan" purse
Re: Tabitha's link...how can such talented people come up with such CRAP? The rose-patterned purse would be OK without the superfluous beads, and if you're into parrots, that bag toward the right might do ya fine and is generally non-offensive...but the bag with the green globulous hanging matter? The Deco-Records style bag with the pointless pink loops? And let us not forget Leda's Revenge! Nothing against Nickie, but man, her muse was not throwin'.
ReplyDeleteWTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteIf you fed a sea anemone a moldy piece of strawberry cheesecake and then stamped on it, it would look like this.
ReplyDeleteit so looks like spit up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeletelol!
Muppet roadkill,maybe?
ReplyDeleteI love this site,I haven't laughed this much in a long time.
Looks like a voodoo priest's magic bag. Strong ju-ju. A curse is placed on anyone who makes fun of it.
ReplyDeletei hate it take it off the internet it is just that bad!!
ReplyDeleteJust found this site and LOVE IT! The comments are as funny as the crocheted items are ugly. Have to come back later for more when my split sides heal and the tears are all mopped up. Keep up the great work!
ReplyDeleteI'd be afraid to put my hand near that thing, it would snap my fingers off with its big toothy yarn-ends mouth. Keep out of reach of small children.
ReplyDeleteAlthough I hate any purse with a crochet strap i do like this one.
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