What's wrong with this picture? It's called an "Ice Crystal Shawl", however, when you look at it, isn't it really a table doily? Don't get me wrong...it's a gorgeous stitch and well made, however, it looks like she went to her Grandma's house, tore the doily off the closest table, put a pin on it and said "wow, look at me, a shawl!" and out for dinner she went... :|Why do crochet designers do this? You can't tell me it's impossible to be a little more creative then taking something that's meant to be something else, changing it slightly, peddling it as a piece of clothing and pretending that's what it's supposed to be! Seen it with afghans too...with all those darn granny square items of clothing! It's supposed to be on your table and can look quite lovely there...but the secret is to leave it on your table...duh!
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Want to morph your head shape into a cone? Here's a hat to achieve that much sought after look! And to think this pattern comes from a publisher I normally have respect for. For knitting patterns, they are absolutely great! For crocheting, well, just take a look at this hat...LOL However, they do still do a lot of nice patterns...guess it's okay to "slip up" once in awhile. I've been told that if the model is not looking at you directly or face on then they are hiding something in the picture...so with her looking down at her feet, guess that's the only way this hat will look nice...so if you want to wear it, go ahead but be warned, you might have to look at your feet the entire time so people don't clue in that your head is now cone-shaped! I won't even touch on how it's mashing her hair down either... :|
Amish chic perhaps? I am not quite sure what the purpose of a "ponytail hat" could be? Oh well, at least it's cheap to create this fug...only $8.99 US for the kit and plenty of yarn leftover too...according to the pattern ad. Meant to add a "creative touch to your child's winter attire" too!
Wow, look at how those colours clash! Is that what defines Celtic? Horrible colour combinations and hideous ensembles that clash enough to burn your retinas?!
As said by the person who submitted this to WNTC: "...for every woman who always wanted a furry chest!" And I think that pretty much sums of this monstrosity. The pattern is free and reads "eyelash adorns 4-ply for great flair"....ya, whatever...maybe if you want to look like a gorilla. Geez, if it was black fun fur, you'd never know the difference! And to think they give this pattern free to promote the magazine for "crochet lovers"...puke!
Who wears these combinations? Has anyone ever seen these things out in public?
Yup, you read that right! SHOO FLY covers!! Why I say, whyyyyy? Oh my dear God, we can't brush bugs away from our glasses so we need to crochet fringe on a piece of fabric and place it over our glasses? Geez, this is just a perfect something you'd find at someone's house and you'd think..."what the h*ll?" and then once someone told you it's to shoo flies out of your drink, you'd think "oh dear God, I have to leave now" and run from that house laughing hysterically!
From wearing next to nothing to wearing too much... designing bad crochet never ends! Just how heavy is this darn scarf and why is it so HUGE? It looks like it's engulfing this poor model's neck and any minute now she's going to topple forward and fall on her face!
Seriously, is this lingerie? I have no idea how to explain this "peek-a-boo" crochet other than it must be lingerie...and since it comes from a French website, it's quite possible. But if you are going to do crochet lingerie, yikes, how about some nice yarns to do it with? And check out those tassles...the ends weren't snipped to make tassles...just looks like worms hanging off her arms. And this borders on "hooker wear" if it isn't lingerie...and you have to wonder...is she wearing any undergarments? That fun fur trim I won't even comment on...I'll just go poke my eyes out now! Putting a nice body into fugly crochet lingerie doesn't make it a nice crochet even with the breasts popping out trying to distract you!
And then go ahead and call it "young and trendy"...it insults the younger generation! Especially the generation that likes to be "young and trendy"!
It's extremely difficult if not near impossible to make a child look awful in anything they wear...I mean, after all, they are just so cute and so cuddly it really doesn't matter what they wear but I have to say, this crochet design managed to make a child look bad.
Oh, come on... this isn't even considered a crochet pattern. Lionbrand has gone a tad too far on this one... their instructions say to use a crochet hook to apply the fringe to the jeans. "Using" a crochet hook to pull strands of yarn through to make fringe is NOT a crochet pattern. DUH!!
I love it when people have a sense of humour and most of all the artist! I hate it when people get all upset about an opinion and get all b*tchy about it! We're all entitled to have an opinion whether people agree with them or not.
HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!