Funky Felted Granny Bag

No matter how you dress the model, the oversized
granny square won't be "funky" or "urban chic".

Furry Fingerless Gloves

Can you believe those are fingerless
gloves? Yikes. It looks like some
sort of caterpillar hopped up on
steroids swallowing her hands.

Yes, yes the scarf is pretty
bad too but I'm not sure what's
worse in this circumstance.

Fur Ever Elegant Wrap

A pink bow? Seriously? And all that fur
with a scraggly design too? Ugh.

What is it?

A neckwarmer or an earwarmer?
Trying to sell it two different ways
doesn't make it better. Yikes.

Thongs

The site selling the kit says
"one size fits most happy hookers!"
and after that statement I think I'll
let the rest of you have your say.

Thanks Jennifer for sending this in!

Hat of Horns

Um ya, because most crocheters like horns sticking
out of their hats. I particularly like the expression
on the girl with the green hat on - that says it all!

Granted, this pattern comes from
the Anticraft! website but please.

Thanks to everyone who sent this one in!

Cornucopia

Some post-Thanksgiving fug for anyone living in
the USA. I really do appreciate the sentiment
on this one but something about it is wrong,
so very wrong. Can you pinpoint it?

Thanks Maryann for this submission.